So I guess I haven’t posted anything since 2012. Does that make me the worst blogger ever? Probably not, but still, yeesh.

I’ll be honest, I completely forgot about this blog for a period of about two years. Probably more. I had a lot of shit going on (kids, you’re not allowed to say that word unless you’re only hanging out with your friends, got it?) during that time (including graduating college, falling in love, falling out of love, being unemployed for depressing periods of time, and then being gainfully employed for the longest period of time in my life), I can’t honestly say that things have calmed down, or that I’ll start paying more attention to this blog (I’m a flake, in case you couldn’t tell), but I’m writing this, and throwing general Creative Writing doctrine regarding the use of parentheses to the wind, so that’s a step in a direction.

By the way, in case you didn’t notice, this post will be somewhat Stream of Consciousness (spelled consciousness right on the first try!), I won’t even guarantee that I’ll proofread this before I submit it. Okay, I will, I’m not an animal. Spelling and grammar are the pillars that hold our civilization aloft (parentheses are the weird curvy walls), without them we would be alone in the dark.

The reason that I’m writing this has a lot to do with Quiet Desperation. I’ve been employed since April last year, although I’ve changed employers twice in that time (which I recognize is a blessing these days, and I am grateful), but the more work I’ve been able to get, the less happy I’ve felt. My first job was amazing, but I wanted more. My second job paid better, but sucked my soul out through my feet (concrete floors, don’t ask). Now I’m on my third job, which I’ve been working longer that any other job I’ve ever had. It’s engaging, pays well, and offers amazing opportunities for advancement, but can also be emotionally and physically exhausting. I think a large part of this post is the desire to do something that in no way relates to my current occupation.

This is the dam breaking, and it feels good.

So yeah, here I am. I won’t go so far as to say that I’m back to stay, but I am still here, and now anyone who reads this will know that as well. I’m not the same person that started this blog back in… 2011? Seriously? That’s… four years. This is my fifth post in four… okay. Focusing back…

I’m still here. I’m still alive. I’m writing this for others to read, and so that I can do something I like doing. I hope you’ll indulge me.


Burn, Burn, Burn

I don’t know how many of you guys read or watch the news, but the Western United States are currently experiencing a wave of wildfires. One area in particular is Kittitas county in Washington State. There is a wildfire there that began on Monday and has grown to a size of 28,000 acres in three days. That is… really fast.

The terrain of that area consists mostly of dry scrub plane, giving way into alpine woodlands as one approaches the foothills of the Cascade Mountains. What this means is that there is a lot of dry, easily burnable tinder for a fire to consume, add to that the notoriously high winds of the area (speeds of 15-20 miles an hour are fairly common), and you have a fire that can and is moving at speeds of 30 miles per hour or more.

As of 8:45 PM 15 August, the fire has consumed 28,000 acres, over 60 homes, forced the evacuations of hundreds of people and livestock from the surrounding countryside, and has closed Highways 10 and 97. There are currently 427 firefighters involved in trying to contain the blaze, with more expected to be arriving tomorrow. As of right now, the fire is in no way contained, and it is currently within 4 miles of both Ellensburg and the nearby town of Cle Elum.

The reason I bring all this up is that I have a lot of friends in Ellensburg, and when I hear words like “28,000 acres” and “0% contained,” my gut reaction is to dread. Obviously, this is ineffectual, so I intend to use the first portion of this post both as a place to vent my frustrations and worries, and as a place to maybe offer a little useful advice and preparedness tips in the event of an evacuation. Normally, I would focus on general advice that could be used in a variety of situations, but for the purposes of this post, I will focus on the Ellensburg situation in particular.

In the event of an evacuation, don’t try to take everything. It’s time consuming, and even if you manage to pack everything you want to carry, the weight of so many non-essentials will certainly slow you down. It’s a good idea to have a list of things, either in your head or on actual paper, that are important enough to bring with you if you have to pack fast and leave quickly. In this case, you will almost certainly have a form of motorized transport to carry you away from trouble, so you can afford to bring a little more with you. Think about things that will be a major detriment to you if they’re lost. Computers (laptop or tablet), memory drives, journals, financial records, diplomas, these should be at the top of the list.

Chances are that in this particular instance, you’ll either have or be given a place to go. This means that wherever you’re going, you should be able to expect basic facilities at your destination. Regardless of this, take water with you. I used to be in the Boy Scouts, and whenever we went backpacking, especially in the summer, we made sure to carry at least two liters of water wherever we went.

Thinking of the Boy Scouts brings me to my next point: preparedness. With a wildfire this size four miles from town, there is no reason not to be ready in the event of an evacuation. If I were in Ellensburg, I would have at least a duffel bag packed in case things got dangerous. This bag would contain at least two changes of clothes (pants, shirts and underwear), four pairs of socks (I always try to have a sock to clothing ratio of 2:1,), my journals (I own two), a few high-calorie snacks (cliff bars, beef jerky or the like), a sleeping bag (I own a stuff sack which could easily compress it to fit with the rest of this items), and two liters of water (as discussed previously). In addition, I would have my backpack filled with all relevant personal documents in possession, any relevant books that might come in handy (I have at least two), and a coat, which would most likely be strapped to the backpack during the evacuation process.

The only thing that would slow me down in the event of an evacuation would be my laptop computer, especially the power cord, putting on my shoes, and strapping my coat to my pack. If I moved quickly, all of this could be accomplished five minutes, if not less. I would have my backpack close to my computer and my duffel bag close to the door of my room, so that I can grab them quickly when I have to move out. After collecting my belongings, I would rendezvous with a predetermined group of friends, and we would evacuate together.

Having a plan like this in case things go wrong isn’t paranoid or silly, it’s simply common sense. I don’t sleep every night with my socks on my feet and a packed duffel bag next to my door in case the shit hits the fan, but I do recognize that a situation can go from bad to worse very quickly. In Ellensburg, the situation is already bad, and it could get worse faster than a lot of people realize. Given a situation where a raging wildfire is approaching the outskirts of the town in which you live, I do not think it unreasonable to be prepared in the event that things go horribly wrong.

There was more that I wanted to talk about, but I’m tired, if you want to learn more about the wildfire in Kittitas Valley, I got my information from here, here, and here. Additionally, msnbc has a fairly current account of the ordeal as well. To all my friends in Ellensburg and east of the Cascades, good luck and stay safe. Thanks for reading, I hope to get back to writing about writing soon.

Reports of my Death have been Greatly Exaggerated

Yes, contrary to popular belief I am still alive. I have allowed this blog to languish in the intervening months, and I intend to rectify that. I do not promise to update with any regularity, but I do intend to update at all, which will hopefully be viewed as an improvement.

Perhaps you would like to know what I have been doing instead of writing on this blog. That’s a reasonable desire, unfortunately the precise details pertaining to my absence are classified Top Secret, mostly because they’re really, really boring. To sum up the reasons in a single word: school.

So! Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let me explain why I’ve started turning my attention to this website again. I got published! Technically, it was in a very small magazine distributed by my college. The magazine is called Manastash, and the story is called “Illusions,” I may decide to post a copy of the story in its entirety on this site, but I can make no promises.

Also, I’ve decided that a magazine with an audience of maybe 200 (that’s being kind) isn’t good enough, I would like more people to see my work, I would also like to get paid for it, but that’s starting to ask for a lot. The point is that I am now embarking on an aggressive campaign to actually sell stories or bits of pose to anyone who will buy them. I am planning on starting with, I can’t say when I’m going to submit an article to them, but I’ll let you guys know when I do.

If you’re reading this, I am very grateful, and I hope you will stick with me as I start to actually use this blog and start putting things in the world.

Au revoir


Alright, let’s get this show on the road…

Do not expect this blog to make any cohesive sense.  I intend to post as the inspiration takes me, as such I have divided the categories accordingly.

“Literature” will most often be filled with essays concerning stories and books that I am reading/have read, I will most likely be reviewing the story, or commenting on it in general, or even just a portion of a book that I particularly enjoyed/disliked (blogger’s note: I reserve the right to talk about the Twilight books and other objects of scorn and ridicule that have been available for an extended period of time).

“Poems” is pretty self-explanatory, and will most likely become the least-used category of this blog.

“Prose” will consist of writing that I have deemed good enough (or shitty enough) to post online in a medium where other people can read and judge it.

“Remonstrations” will involve more general blog posts, i.e. what I’m doing, what I saw on television, my thoughts on recent political developments, etc.  I expect that this will be the area that most often recieves my attention.

Lastly, “Writing” was an offhand category creation that occured before I thought of the “organizational system” that I just talked about, and as such may or may not be used in the future.

Right, that’s the prologue.  That’s the introduction to my madness.  I hope you enjoy it, I hope you are able to learn something from it, and if nothing else, I hope that you read it, for my ego’s sake.

Aue revoir.

Greetings, Earthborn,

I have recently awakened in this fleshvessel to assess and study your race and culture in an effort to understand the wildlife of this particular solar system.  In an effort to pass unseen among you, I have adopted an identity and persona that will not draw undue attention.  As such, this is what you may know about me…

As mentioned, I am an English Major with a double minor in Creative Writing and History, at this point, my career plan consists of either writing a bestselling novel, or starving to death in an alley.  At this point in my life, I feel at peace with these possibilities, and I don’t plan to endure the later of the two.

I list among my inspirations Neil Gaiman, Frank Herbert, Kurt Vonnegut, and many others.  At this point, I’m not so much interested in writing the next great novel as I am writing anything.  I’ve been taking steps in that direction, courtesy of some excellent college classes, but so far, I’m not published in any sense of the word.  One of the reasons I started this blog was to create a place that I can put rough drafts of my prose and expose them to people who might be interested in reading them.

That said, I don’t intend to simply make this a place where I just throw pieces of stories and such for people to look at.  I’ll also be posting (when I get the chance) things that interest me, commentary on what I see in the world around me (i.e. News and such), and stories about things that actually happened to me.  In other words, there will be prose, both fictional, nonfictional, and journalistic.

That’s about all I have right now, I’m very new to this scene (obviously) so I don’t expect to gain droves of followers and readers instantly, but I appreciate every reader and everyone who comments.  I have a twitter account and while I recognize that the number of followers I have doesn’t correspond to how sucessful I am as a human being it’s always nice to know that people are out there.  So if you read this blog and find that it wasn’t a complete waste of time, look my up on Twitter at @DillonTrethewey.  I’ll post there when I update this blog, and if I ever have something quick to say (not likely, as this post rounds 400 words), I’ll drop it off there.

Until next time, thanks for reading, and aue revoir.